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Arika
11-18-2009, 09:33 AM
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.



35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian Cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down



32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker.



0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.



-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)

Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.

Canadians pull down their earflaps.



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg



-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
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Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"



-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

Jirtin
11-18-2009, 10:40 AM
Clever, lol!