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Ashleigh
10-03-2008, 12:49 PM
Liquidity


-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.

-If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.

However,

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will
have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.



:delf1_7:

Kretok
10-03-2008, 12:51 PM
haha nice

Meph
10-03-2008, 12:59 PM
Lol! Nice, Ash :)

Damascus
10-04-2008, 03:15 AM
I have a beer with me right now.

Steve
10-07-2008, 05:21 AM
OMG MEPHY! IS THAT YOU AND MARTIN?!?!! <3 Hai Ash! Spicy Chicken? :)

Ashleigh
10-07-2008, 07:23 AM
OMG MEPHY! IS THAT YOU AND MARTIN?!?!! <3 Hai Ash! Spicy Chicken? :)

by the picture O_o i would say maybe it is both of them :O


OMG Hai 2 u Steve <3 ..... of course ... spicy chicken and a double side of $#% :delf1_7:

Steve
10-07-2008, 05:45 PM
/agreed
/runs over to Wendy's

Meph
10-07-2008, 09:07 PM
Yah >.< I sneaked his pix in cause he said he never posted his pix on the forums Lol! ... Now there's proof!! He's ASIAN! =O zomg!

Where's you? :(

Steve
10-07-2008, 11:11 PM
Umm. I r home for now. At least I can put a face to the voice who said "no holy weapon for you steve!" Curses on him!! :o

Polarised
10-21-2008, 10:50 AM
401-Keg? But kegs aren't made of cans >________>

Damascus
10-21-2008, 08:41 PM
BLAT

Polarised
10-21-2008, 11:08 PM
DOUGH MAKIN' IS OLDSKOOL

NINJAsayen
01-01-2009, 04:29 PM
That investment would not work for me, I only drink from glass bottles. Beer tastes better when it comes from a glass bottle.
:delf2_16:

Damascus
01-01-2009, 11:16 PM
You can't turn your glass bottles in there? We can in Australia.

Johnn
01-06-2009, 10:41 PM
That investment would not work for me, I only drink from glass bottles. Beer tastes better when it comes from a glass bottle.
:delf2_16:

Tastes better out of the pitcher!