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Polarised
12-18-2006, 07:23 AM
cock bites...

1. What is your: Character name? Character level? Character class?

Polarised, nuff said. (Penis)

2. How long have you been playing Lineage 2?

Since Aff told me to.

3. Have you ever re-rolled, and if so, what were the names of any previous characters?

Only funtime alts.

4. How many accounts do you currently own or have access to? Does anyone have access to your account? (We simply want to know who has access to your account).

2, myself and your biggest fan Infamous.

5. Previous clans:
How long were you in this clan? Why did you leave? What did you feel the clan did well? What did you feel the clan did not do well?

Polarity/FleetSecurity. Was in it from the day I started L2 and was fun times until Aff went emo after the alliance went spastic (was time for it to die really). The clan didn't take the game seriously enough, we didn't even have any spreadsheets...

Unity - current clan. They fullfill my sexual desires, but not my roleyplaying desires.

6. What is your PVP/PK count?

0/203 (Aff made me do it)

7. How old are you?

20

8. Where do you live (please include what time zone you live in for reference)?

Western Australia (I am better than all of you). Timezone = in teh future.

9. How many hours do you play, and what are your peak hours of activity?

I plan on quitting RL for L2 after christmas (Just need money for christmas booze).

10. What activities do you have that prevent you from playing Lineage (work, school, avid social life, etc)?

Masturbating, kangaroo riding and throwing shrimp on the barbie.

11. Are you available on weekends for such clan activities as raids, events and sieges?

Anything for papa Lian :hu1_10:

Why are you interested in Catalyst? What brought you here? What do you have to offer to Catalyst? What does Catalyst have to offer you? Why do you want to join Catalyst? Please put some thought into this answer, be concise, to the point, and answer all aspects of this question.

A few reasons:
- I heard Jaredi can bot me to 78 so I can OOP PoF you guys.
- I want to experience the orgasmic voice that is LianLi in ventrillo.
- I miss Aff talking dirty and roleplaying BDSM situations with me.
- I want to touch Damascus in places he never thought a man would touch him.
- I like penis.

Hydro
12-18-2006, 10:16 AM
lmao... wtf..

List
12-18-2006, 10:17 AM
Jirtin should like this guy.

Hydro
12-18-2006, 10:19 AM
Hahaha oh man..



Anything for papa Lian :hu1_10:

Going to be interesting imo lol...

Qwalme
12-18-2006, 10:29 AM
I'd tag him.

Johnn
12-18-2006, 11:12 AM
two letters sum this up pretty well

Oo

vinz
12-18-2006, 11:45 AM
two letters sum this up pretty well

Oo

actually 3 ... 'fag'

Polarised
12-18-2006, 12:10 PM
To avoid any possible confusion, yes this was supposed to be sarcastic (just incase - I know some people don't follow sarcasm too well). Also Vinz, I liked your squeel in the catalyst ventrillo recording. We should make love?

Affirmative
12-18-2006, 12:16 PM
You sir are a freak. Oo

Polarised
12-18-2006, 12:24 PM
You sir are a freak. OoSo is your face.

Hydro
12-18-2006, 12:28 PM
lmao

Polarised
12-18-2006, 12:36 PM
lmaoYours too.

NatashaK
12-18-2006, 01:39 PM
The quality of our applicants never ceases to amaze me.

Polarised
12-18-2006, 09:39 PM
The quality of our applicants never ceases to amaze me.The quality of YOUR FACE never ceases to amaze me.

Damascus
12-18-2006, 10:34 PM
Approved.

Polarised
12-19-2006, 01:24 AM
So when do I get access to the 78 china buffers and who is gonna teach me to 'nostromo' so I can lvl like a real Catalyst ^_^

DeciMate
12-19-2006, 01:36 AM
The quality of YOUR FACE never ceases to amaze me.
that sounds like a compliment

Polarised
12-19-2006, 01:44 AM
that sounds like a compliment
no YOU sound like a compliment...

wacko
12-19-2006, 02:54 AM
STFU already?

Affirmative
12-19-2006, 04:41 AM
hard to believe this guy is a clannie of mine on other games >.>

Damascus
12-19-2006, 04:46 AM
No it's not, lol.

Polarised
12-19-2006, 05:21 AM
STFU already?lolwacko...

Damascus
12-19-2006, 06:28 AM
Polarised
Junior Member


I.E. tiny penis. See mine? It's senior. That means that even though it needs a little help sometimes, at least it isn't diminutive. Now, stop renewing your L2 account in favour of clicking on the porn subscription button, you've assured me you'd be much happier that way.

Polarised
12-19-2006, 08:55 AM
Polarised
Junior Member


I.E. tiny penis. See mine? It's senior. That means that even though it needs a little help sometimes, at least it isn't diminutive. Now, stop renewing your L2 account in favour of clicking on the porn subscription button, you've assured me you'd be much happier that way.Senior as in senior citizen - it's old and wrinkly and shrinking as time continues to ravage it's once youthful exuberance.

Junior is more like, Junior executive - Young, handsome and ready to work it's way to the top of the corporate ladder, or in my case - the top of your mum :)

Damascus
12-19-2006, 08:27 PM
Don't send me text messages about my mum, it's creepy. It's ok though, your title doesn't seem to be "Junior Member" any more anyway. Nor does your location seem to be anything coherent...

HEY WHAT THE FUCK? IM NOT FUGLY!

Polarised
12-20-2006, 05:48 AM
Haha you got owned.

EDIT: Hahahahah I'm even getting gifts. I own at the forum fagging!

Damascus
12-20-2006, 07:24 PM
MrStorm just has too many points. >: (

wacko
12-20-2006, 07:56 PM
u two need to switch to blah for this

Polarised
12-21-2006, 01:39 AM
u two need to switch to blah for thisI got IP banned from blah because I was too cool.

Damascus
12-21-2006, 02:32 AM
u two need to switch to blah for this

You're right, why are we posting on forums. That's not what they were made for :ork2_9:

wacko
12-21-2006, 04:16 AM
ur about to get banned from here too GG

Polarised
12-21-2006, 08:40 AM
ur about to get banned from here too GGOMGZ such a big loss... What ever shall I do :hu2_20:

List
12-21-2006, 03:03 PM
my guess is you will go bug some other innocent people

Polarised
12-21-2006, 06:13 PM
my guess is you will go bug some other innocent peopleNah probly just keep chattin at www.themondrated.com. It's a really enjoyable forum, for the whole family!

Damascus
12-21-2006, 10:03 PM
I gave up on it, mostly because it was largely retarded. :p

Polarised
12-21-2006, 10:41 PM
I gave up on it, mostly because it was largely retarded. :pWig is back from overseas. The upgrades have already begun, starting with a vbulletin upgrade and forum reorganising aswell as the purchasing of the domain name. It's way better than this place >.> I'm only here for the sex.

Polarised
01-16-2007, 04:11 AM
ur about to get banned from here too GG
BTW I'm still not banned GG :/

Affirmative
01-16-2007, 04:14 AM
your mum is

teabag
01-16-2007, 10:46 AM
what a complete fucking gutter slut..

we would get along just fine.

Polarised
01-17-2007, 08:29 AM
your mum is
Your dog is


what a complete fucking gutter slut..

we would get along just fine.
I don't know who you are, but we should have rough anal sex some time.

Damascus
01-17-2007, 08:39 AM
Just look for the female orc named teabagg and I'm faiiiiirly certain that you'll be able to figure out who 'teabagg' on the forums is.

Never discredit a mans dog! >: O

Jirtin
01-17-2007, 03:06 PM
I'm aroused.

Polarised
01-21-2007, 08:40 AM
You all suck, and not in the good way.

Damascus
01-21-2007, 07:58 PM
You're not getting banned dude, you just aren't trying hard enough.

Polarised
02-01-2007, 12:20 AM
I don't want ban. I was just pointing out to whacko that hes a dipshit and I'm not getting banned ^___^

Damascus
02-01-2007, 01:39 AM
How can you spell his name wrong when it's right there?

Polarised
02-02-2007, 05:36 AM
What are you talking about? It's not on this page, therefore it's not right there. And I don't want to spell his name right coz he's gay.